Neither George nor I can remember the
first time that we orgasmed, though we are fairly certain that it was not
before we were 16. Now, let’s go back to the high school of penises we
mentioned in our first post. Considering that only 35% of the
people who answered our Instagram polls could label the biological parts of a
penis, these dick doodles were not an exercise of scientific expertise. These penises
had one purpose: sex. And because we condemn sexual intercourse among underage
pupils, let’s assume that the majority of this sexual curiosity was developed
independently. These dick drawings represented the wonderful world of
masturbation.
So, in short, unlike myself and
Georgie, I’m imagining that most boys were orgasming much earlier than the age
of 16, or at least trying to.